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GUYS VERSION!!!
You Know You Italian
WHEN....
1)Before going out every night with you and your bros (no relation),
a call has to be made, to see what everyone is wearing.
2) 85% of your clothing is skin tight, more then half of your
jeans were made for girls, and you bought them anyways cause you like the fit and the flare.
3) You own NO Campus Crew
or Roots, and if you do, it was a gift, and you only wear it when you work in the garden.
4) You own at least 3 Italia
flags
5) You live in Canada, and are determined to constantly bash Canada and all the mangia cakes.
6) Every time
the azzurri loses a game, the game was fixed, cause they never can actually lose because the other team is better.
7)
You have played gitz, briscola, scopa, and bocce for more then 2 hours at a time.
8) Tony Monaco, MC Mario, and Dj Danny
D are solid.
9) You and your friends all driven 4 cylinder stick cars, your parents vans, or your parents old six-cylinder
car, which they refer to as a Cadillac, when they bought it.
10) Your dark brown eyes, will smoke a cakes baby blue eyes
any day
11) Your vehicle has at least one Italia sticker, or the old school, baby soccer shoes hanging from the mirrors.
12) Your hair is softer and smoother then most girls.
13) Spending anything under 10 minutes on your hair is considered
not doing it.
14) Of your best friends the names: Giovanni, Vinny, Paul, Antonio, Gino, Dino, Guido, and Pasquale and
very common.
15) Everytime you see a fast car on the road, your next sentence is Whatever, a Ferrari could kill that car.
16) Your casual outfits consist of: Kappa, Lotto, Puma, Diadoro, Umbro, Addidas, Indoor soccer shoes,
and your plain white undershirt from high school (cause you went to a catholic one).
17) You know of Highway 7 in Woodbridge.
18) Your parents have about 25 pictures of you when you had your first communion in your house.
19) You car stereo
is shit, but you almost blow your speakers everyday pumping dance music
20) At least one of your friends has spent more
on his rims then on his car, and another friend has a 250.00 car with a loud aftermarket exhaust.
21) Your dad loves the
Camaro Iroc Z.
22) You have cousins in Maple, Vaughn, St. Clairs, Richmond Hill, and Woodbridge.
23) You suspect one
of your friends of being in the Mafia. even though there is no such thingRIGHT!!!!!
24) Cakes want to look like Mel Gibson
and Tom Cruise. We want to look like Totti, Nesta, Cannavaro, Del Piero, and Maladini.
25)
You and your friends call yourselves: The Crew, The Squad, and The Teametc
26) When ever you go to Wasaga Beach, you feel
proud every time you see a licence plate that says Highway 7 Honda, and the Italia flag on the back of it.
27) The only
girl you trust is your mom, your nonna, and your zia on your dads side.
28) You have old hockey sticks being used as support
to hold up tomato plants.
29) In your massive collection of CDs, of your non-dance, you own Guns and Roses-Appetite For
Destruction, Best Of Bon Jovi-The Crossroads, and Pink Floyd-Dark Side Of The Moon, and the Best Of U2.
30) Your mom has
15 different aprons, and she uses the really pretty and new ones, on Christmas and Easter.
31) You never had Nike Airs
in elementary school, but you had the best lunches.
32) Eros Ramazotti, Toto Cutugno, Umberto Tozzi, I Pooh, Gianni Morandi,
and Pupo, are just a few of the tapes in your parents glove boxes.
33) If you have ever beaten your older relatives in
briscola, you feared for your life, cause they started snapping.
34) Every gino needs a gina
And FinallyYou know your
Italian when, you look at those dirty cakes, and thank god for the way you were raised, so eat a nutella sandwich, have a
brio, and let everyone know that you are proud.
VIVA L ITALIA
"You are beautiful no matter what they say..."
If one day you feel like crying...
Call me. I don't promise that I will make you laugh, But I can cry with you If one day you want to run away-- Don't be afraid
to call me. I don't promise to ask you to stop... But I can run with you If one day you don't want to listen to anyone...
Call me. I promise to be there for you. And I promise to be very quiet But if one day you call... And there is no answer...
Come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you
NO ONE CAN CUT ME DEEP ENUFF TO BLEED, NO ONE CAN KEEP ME LONG ENUFF FROM
BEING FREE NO ONE CAN HURT ME BAD ENUFF 2 MAKE ME CRY NO ONE CAN HIT ME HARD ENUFF 2 MAKE ME BRUISE
NO ONE CAN BEAT ME HARD ENUFF TO LOOSE!!
"Say hello to my lil friends" Lmao Colleen
What's there to say but S-E-X-Y
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